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by llClutchll
Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:43 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: But its YOUR dog!!
Replies: 12
Views: 918

sterilizes :lol:
by llClutchll
Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:46 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: What's your prison name
Replies: 44
Views: 2917

Knob Goblin :o
by llClutchll
Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:11 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: On stake-out with woodchip
Replies: 106
Views: 6761

Actually that opossum was really laid back. Never hissed at me, just kind of went with the flow. I reset the trap after dropping that little bugger off last night. Something managed to get in, eat the bait, then proceed to escape from the trap and drag it half way across the yard. Since I've caught:...
by llClutchll
Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:15 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: On stake-out with woodchip
Replies: 106
Views: 6761

Woodchip: Sorry, I didn't intend to steal your thread bud... Your welcome to borrow the magic trap if you need it :) Sheepdog... Yup, she rocks! Way more than I deserve. Oh.. and last night we nailed the opossum: http://www.hal2003.com/pete.jpg http://www.hal2003.com/pete2.jpg http://www.hal2003.com...
by llClutchll
Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:18 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: On stake-out with woodchip
Replies: 106
Views: 6761

definatly *snicker* I'm laughing. You're earning what? $6.50 an hour? Sorry to say, you're unemployable for any decent job with that command of the English language. You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to your authority. You will crush all the inferior people under the soles of your jackboots, and ...
by llClutchll
Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:59 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: On stake-out with woodchip
Replies: 106
Views: 6761

This afternoon isn't going to be fun. Just in case, I've taken the precaution to get the Skunk Remedy ingredients; 1 quart 3% hydrogen peroxide 1/4 cup baking soda 1 teaspoon liquid soap Now let's see, where to drop the little stink bomb... 1) Ex boss's car 2) Local resturant with the horrible servi...
by llClutchll
Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:33 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: On stake-out with woodchip
Replies: 106
Views: 6761

I wish I was... I'd tell this little bugger to remain calm, I'm releasing you in the center of a major freeway. No.. don't worry, lots of food will be provided by millions of motorists each day. You will be fine as long as you don't try to return to my house. Wait.. no need to raise your tail.. QUIT...
by llClutchll
Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:16 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: On stake-out with woodchip
Replies: 106
Views: 6761

CRAP!

Look what I found this morning...

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by llClutchll
Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:57 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: On stake-out with woodchip
Replies: 106
Views: 6761

Score:

Clutch - 1 cat 1 Raccoon

Woodchip - 1 alien memory wipe


I let Rocky go outside the entrance to Waterford Oaks Raceway. Really nice wooded area all around it.


:)
by llClutchll
Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:57 pm
Forum: Ethics and Commentary
Topic: For you non-Christians...
Replies: 64
Views: 4317

Honest opinion . I've been very lucky to meet people in their own countries all over the world. I've lived in Ohio, Michigan, Florida, Georgia, California, Illinois, Virginia, and even a year in Japan so far. (Maybe they all live in Iowa, haven't been there yet.) As of now the "Matthews" o...
by llClutchll
Mon Nov 15, 2004 6:55 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: On stake-out with woodchip
Replies: 106
Views: 6761

Hmmm.... Looks like I have a few more critters running around my neighborhood than I thought!

Ok Woodchip... Where do you want it?


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by llClutchll
Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:45 pm
Forum: Ethics and Commentary
Topic: Abu Garaib 2
Replies: 34
Views: 2460

Vander wrote:The former can, at least in some circumstances, be viewed as a sympathetic action.
Tell that to my Uncle Jack :)


Personally I don't think there should be as many news crews running around with the soldiers. This is going to result in slower reaction times.
by llClutchll
Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:24 pm
Forum: Ethics and Commentary
Topic: For you non-Christians...
Replies: 64
Views: 4317

Nail on the head Sirian. Outstanding post. Some other observations of Christianity: They really don't want to share the world with anyone else. Since they have the "One true Religion" anyone who believes anything else is nothing but a savage in their eyes. Many of them feel that everything...
by llClutchll
Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:18 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: On stake-out with woodchip
Replies: 106
Views: 6761

Hey mobi... GO FIND A LIFE.
by llClutchll
Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:12 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: On stake-out with woodchip
Replies: 106
Views: 6761

To hell with the raccoons... What the hell does a possom eat? My daughter had a little run in with a new resident to our back yard... We were finishing up some yard work... roughly 8:30PM when I asked my daughter to go in the woodshed (10x20 cinderblock building) and pull out the kerosene cans. Wel...
by llClutchll
Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:04 am
Forum: Descent Multiplayer
Topic: Hockeytown LAN December 10 -12 2004
Replies: 8
Views: 1032

Hockeytown LAN December 10 -12 2004

:mrgreen: LAN PARTY! :mrgreen: * December 10 - 12 2004 is the next LAN. Register here: Sign Up NOW! * * $15.00 in advance $20.00 at the door** * Pizza provided Saturday evening * Rental computers are available * Door prizes... We have lots of promotional stuff! * 30 player capacity * Gigabit backbo...
by llClutchll
Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:05 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: veterans day
Replies: 17
Views: 985

Doh! Never mind Cops... I just realized who you were trying to enlighten. Sorry :)
by llClutchll
Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:02 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: veterans day
Replies: 17
Views: 985

umm... veterans day is to honor fallen soldiers and those in the service who make it possible for you to sit behind your computer and complain that you are not getting an extra day off. it's not about you . capiche? Really? I guess I didn't do enough earn my pita with 7 years of military service? C...
by llClutchll
Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:42 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: veterans day
Replies: 17
Views: 985

Woo Hoo! I get a free lunch at Mr. Pita :roll:
by llClutchll
Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:02 am
Forum: Descent Multiplayer
Topic: ChicagoLAN 2005
Replies: 36
Views: 3480

August = bad
by llClutchll
Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:36 pm
Forum: Descent Multiplayer
Topic: Forsaken Revival
Replies: 51
Views: 5133

Does anyone know if there is a patch for any of the newer ATI cards?

I'm thinking of installing on the rest of my house computers for the next LAN.


:)
by llClutchll
Wed Nov 03, 2004 7:47 pm
Forum: Descent Multiplayer
Topic: Forsaken Revival
Replies: 51
Views: 5133

Forsaken Rocks!


:)
by llClutchll
Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:08 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: you might be a ricer if...
Replies: 35
Views: 1995

If you have ever driven a V8 car you have probably seen one of these knuckleheads trying to get you to race... http://www.hal2003.com/images/ricer_small.jpg Funny thing is that the ricers think they win most of the time because their car is soooo fast. Fact is that 99% of the time the Real car's dri...
by llClutchll
Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:32 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: you might be a ricer if...
Replies: 35
Views: 1995

That Superbird came out just when the auto companies started realizing what aerodynamics were. The simple reason the rear wing is up so high is so that they could open the trunk. (Later they figured out that you could mount the wing to the trunk itself, allowing a more realistic height)
by llClutchll
Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:05 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: The law is the law is the law - Humourous Rant
Replies: 28
Views: 1482

★■◆● ★■◆● ★■◆●.... :)


Actually my workplace is moving twards "politically correct holidays" IE... they give you less days, but you can pick when to take them.

Gotta love it :roll:
by llClutchll
Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:10 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Moose should have just paid the electric bill --
Replies: 9
Views: 740

No, it said that they decided not to drug it because the drugs would destroy the meat. The moose was terminated, and the meat was "donated to a local resident" [homer] Mmmmm..... Moooseburgers [/homer]
by llClutchll
Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:08 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: 205mph Motorcycle ticket = BS
Replies: 14
Views: 1003

^ Must have been that Centripetal force :)
by llClutchll
Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:24 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: A flying....lawnmower?!
Replies: 27
Views: 2236

That's friggin COOL!
by llClutchll
Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:32 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: 205mph Motorcycle ticket = BS
Replies: 14
Views: 1003

Yeah, I'm sure Indian Larry was relying on that "stable" centripetal force on his last ride. So at 150+ mph your saying that the bike is so stable that you can let go of the handlebars and lean all over the place on regular highways and still maintain a straight line? I know in my car when...
by llClutchll
Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:42 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Moose should have just paid the electric bill --
Replies: 9
Views: 740

Sorry, always better with an image:

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by llClutchll
Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:16 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: 205mph Motorcycle ticket = BS
Replies: 14
Views: 1003

Granted it's a fast bike, but it looks like he changed the sprocket out and didn't correct the spedometer cable gear. I find it very hard to believe that it's 220 - 250 the way the scenery is passing by (including the centerline hash marks). Not to mention how stable he is at the top end. At 220 if ...
by llClutchll
Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:37 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Moose should have just paid the electric bill --
Replies: 9
Views: 740

Moose should have just paid the electric bill --

Looks like a Moose picked a fight with the power company, and lost! Line workers in Alaska were running a new service, and while pulling the line tight, they noticed a problem. After backtracking the line, they found a moose hanging from the wire 50ft in the air! http://www.news-miner.com/Stories/0,...
by llClutchll
Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:24 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: 205mph Motorcycle ticket = BS
Replies: 14
Views: 1003

Looks too slow for 250, and if the gauge is correct, he pulled a wheelie from 0 - 160. Wrong gear on the spedo cable? :)
by llClutchll
Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:55 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: 205mph Motorcycle ticket = BS
Replies: 14
Views: 1003

205mph Motorcycle ticket = BS

For anyone who thought the cop was right: http://www.startribune.com/stories/462/5041608.html "Tilley told the Quick Throttle that tests conducted recently at Hitman Motor Sports in White Bear Lake revealed his bike's top speed to be 159 mph. "You strap the bike down and power it up,"...
by llClutchll
Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:12 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: I got a traffic ticket
Replies: 41
Views: 2476

Get a lawyer and fight it. Most times you can get out of the ticket.
by llClutchll
Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:34 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Farscape returns tonight! 9:00PM EST
Replies: 24
Views: 1379

Stargate = McGyver with a wormhole
by llClutchll
Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:08 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Farscape returns tonight! 9:00PM EST
Replies: 24
Views: 1379

Lexx --- Someone really smoked some good stuff when they were writing that one! Cruising the universe in a planet eating dragonfly with a sex slave, a dead assassin, and a looser captain :? It was good time filler until either Farscape or FirstWave came on. Plus it kind of pissed my wife off when I ...
by llClutchll
Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:39 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Farscape returns tonight! 9:00PM EST
Replies: 24
Views: 1379

Gooberman wrote:yes?

YES!

:D
by llClutchll
Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:13 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Farscape returns tonight! 9:00PM EST
Replies: 24
Views: 1379

I captured it to HDD. Oh yeah, :)
by llClutchll
Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:04 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Farscape returns tonight! 9:00PM EST
Replies: 24
Views: 1379

Woodchip... you live close enough, but make sure you at least wait until the show is over... I would'nt want to miss any of it. :)