Uh-oh! Suncho, you've angered the beast!

If it's fiction literature, the narration is my own unless it is written in the first person. In that case, it is the voice of the person narrating. If it's nonfiction, it's my voice. If it's an email or forum post, mine. I remember back when I was little I'd hear this deep, ominous voice as I read,...

On the other hand, if you feel uncomfortable with your new look, I hear spray paint works wonders. Do it right, and nobody'll ever notice your lack of hair.

Whose joke? One of mine or MD-2389's?

I've got a corny joke!
Iowa!

How about a dirty joke?
White horse fell in the mud!

Someone once asked me if I played poker.
I said \"Poker? I don't even KNOW her!\"

Sadly, Hollywood has perpetuated the myth that you can hit someone on the head with a baseball bat and then not be prosecuted for murder. Here are the facts: human skulls are designed to withstand a wide range of impacts from a wide range of angles, but the impact of a baseball bat even swung by a ...

Everything's the way I downloaded/installed it.

*Guzzles 7Up.*

*Tosses bottle over shoulder, grabs another 7Up.*

*Repeat*

Vault = MDX clone First a car, then a soda. What else are they gonna name after me? http://www.planetdescent.com/asp/profileview.asp?pilotid=3704&alpha=M <=My PD pilot's profile. :P I've seen this kind of thing before; one company makes something new, before you know it, EVERY company's trying ...

This is what the error message looks like. Either I really am using a different version than this tracker, or I should try using Kali for netgames...

This is from a local news station website: (FOREST HILL, March 7) -- A woman waiting in line at a Forest Hill McDonalds turned the tables on a man police say attacked her with a baseball bat. Charlotte Johnson was trying to get in the drive-thru line when her car stalled and blocked the restaurant's...

There's actually SIX blades on that thing, BTW; the five on the one side of the head, plus one more on the opposite side for \"precision\" shaving. Six new ways to tear your face to shreds!

Man, I'd hate to pay the electric bills for whoever's researching these plasma weapons...

Different kind of ugly than I had in mind, but...

For some reason, it kind of counters the ominous voice from the show.

Double post

The cheat will wear off over time anyway. You didn't think of that, did you? I don't think you see where I'm coming from... I know ALMIGHTY wears off over time...a LOOOOONG time. Long enough that I can have the level beat by the time it does wear off. What I mean is that when I use the automap and ...

If you bring up the automap with the ALMIGHTY cheat active, the cheat will wear off upon exiting the map.

Yeah, you can say I'm kinda spoiled.

Does it tell you the Descent 2 version doesn't match, or the level version doesn't match?

It tells me the D2 version doesn't match.

Every time I try to go online, I get an error telling me my version of Descent 2 doesn't match the one hosting the netgame. Is anyone else getting this?

Whenever I try and start a new game using the D2: Counterstrike campaign (the original D2 game), it come back and says \"Error in mission file.\" I've reinstalled D2 twice, and it still gives me that same error, so I'm guessing this might be a D2X problem. What gives, and can it be fixed? ...

\"MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW BANG! \" And they include a Meow Mix clay pigeon...er, I mean alarm clock! Rick Stacy's Furniture probably holds a spot in my top ten irritating lines with \"If you ain't tradin' at Stacy's, you're burnin' money!\" Actually, with all those wood ...

Yesterday I managed to acquire a wireless network card for my laptop. After installing the card and the software, I quickly discovered that I would need someone to configure it for the residence hall network. Since the offices were already closed, I slept on it, and tried again this morning. By this...

I got to 11 before I found out that arrow keys'll trigger the gun. I agree, though; there were some pretty sneaky things in there to try and get you to roll over the animation. Like the whole thing going black when you hit start. Or the fake popup ad (this one got me the first time :lol: ). No...mus...

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Or they just say \"during this TV offer\" for the sake of continuity. True, the commercials are a lot more original than the shows themselves. But there are some that, no matter HOW \"original\" they may be, use some lame, overused, deadbeat cliche in an effort to get you to buy ...

Never mind. Wasn't that good an idea, anyway.

I don't know what kind of relevance this'll hold, but here it goes: I'd like to see an option that'll allow you to animate parts of your ship model where applicable. For instance, if you use GXEdit to turn your Pyro GX into a PEST, you could move his cannons anyway you need to. Offtopic: You know th...

Oh, yeah. The accident lawyer commercials. \"If you're sitting at home in pain because some drunk moron totaled your car at an intersection, don't sit there on your duff! Call me, and I'll help you sue the insurance company for every dollar you think you deserve!\" I'll just die penniless,...

Again, all story, no real info. They found white powder, and found stuff in it like the stuff in something dangerous. Using those two facts that don't really prove anything, they assumed it was a deadly toxin before they knew for sure whether it was ricin or not. Like I said before (under a differen...