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by Beowulf
Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:52 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Richard simmons meets \"Who's line is it\"
Replies: 12
Views: 1636

Words cannot describe.

Unbelievable.
by Beowulf
Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:25 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: This Numa Numa just won't stop.
Replies: 7
Views: 803

I love the song though. Good memories to that song.
by Beowulf
Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:12 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: The best thread ever on the DBB ..
Replies: 14
Views: 1711

What thread is that supposed to be?
by Beowulf
Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:23 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: The Producers
Replies: 12
Views: 1486

The Producers

Saw it tonight. I haven't laughed this hard in a movie for a long, long time. I like musicals a lot, but even if you don't, you'll enjoy it. Over the top characters, catchy music, hilarious dialogue, Uma Thurman being hot, and Will Ferell as a Neo Nazi.
by Beowulf
Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:04 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: The Chronic of Narnia
Replies: 24
Views: 3356

Well, in all fairness, SNL has had some bright spots in this dark age.

Most notably, the Christopher Walken I Need More Cowbell skit.
by Beowulf
Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:53 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Happy New Years!!!
Replies: 17
Views: 1050

New Year's Eve has come and gone, and all I got was a headache and several women who just want to be friends.

Was fun though. A few Crown and Cokes and a guitar equal an excellent time for all.
by Beowulf
Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:15 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Merry Withdrawal from the DBB
Replies: 78
Views: 6915

punisher wrote:
Simply awesome!
Oh yeah, and I legitimitely laughed out loud at that.
by Beowulf
Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:49 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Poll: How Long Do YOU Think That the D3 Community Will Live?
Replies: 35
Views: 2851

As long as this board is here, duh.
by Beowulf
Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:47 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Merry Withdrawal from the DBB
Replies: 78
Views: 6915

What's the big deal? Copsy, you know I love ya, but let it slide baby. Getting edited on this board means nothing. Besides, if you leave, I'm going to have to make ALL the flippant, sarcastic, and sexually implicit posts by myself, and forcing me to shoulder that load is not only unreasonable but se...
by Beowulf
Sun Dec 25, 2005 12:39 am
Forum: Descent Multiplayer
Topic: Behemoth's official top 20 pilots of d3
Replies: 282
Views: 29540

Behemoth wrote:this thread was a mistake
Takes one to know one?
by Beowulf
Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:55 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: My 3 Christmas Wishes...
Replies: 20
Views: 1882

In comparison, my wishes are much easier to grant. I just want an iPod and some nice cigars.
by Beowulf
Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:18 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: I'm tired
Replies: 18
Views: 1277

Ah cops I want to be like you when you grow up. ;)
by Beowulf
Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:16 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Heed these words
Replies: 46
Views: 3327

3 Crown and cokes, 2 Jack Daniels, and a partridge in a pare tree.
by Beowulf
Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:48 pm
Forum: Descent Multiplayer
Topic: Behemoth's official top 20 pilots of d3
Replies: 282
Views: 29540

I'm the best pilot of all time. In every category. And if you don't believe me, I'm retired. I've got nothing left to prove.

.!..

What's this thread about, by the way?
by Beowulf
Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:42 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Top Wop - "Women Drivers Suck"
Replies: 30
Views: 1711

I don't drive women around a lot, I just park with them.

IB4TL.

Fag0rts.
by Beowulf
Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:21 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: RIP Richard Pryor
Replies: 12
Views: 1039

A legend of comedy. One of the greatest of all time. RIP Rich.
by Beowulf
Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:40 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: guess who's finally got D3?
Replies: 43
Views: 3341

Wasn't me pal. I haven't played Descent in over a year and a half.

But it's good to see that a long-standing member of the DescentBB finally..um...plays Descent.
by Beowulf
Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:12 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: brian griffen just did peanut butter jelly time!!!
Replies: 18
Views: 1081

I saw it tonight as well. Hilarious.
by Beowulf
Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:21 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: I'll take The Rookery for $1000 alex
Replies: 19
Views: 1199

That was amazing.
by Beowulf
Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:20 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: grand theft auto: boise, idaho
Replies: 23
Views: 1327

Krom hit the nail on the head.
Video games may desensitize you to video game or movie violence, but it won't nullify violence in real life. If you hear about or see violent crimes in real life and still feel nothing, you're a sociopath anyway, and the video games have nothing to do with it.
by Beowulf
Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:23 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: A Blonde's Answer on a Geometry Test
Replies: 31
Views: 1829

Pythagorean triple.

AKA 8th grade math.
by Beowulf
Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:17 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Some people are stupid beyond my ability to comprehend...
Replies: 27
Views: 1451

Working at McDonalds at age 16-17 is acceptable. But after that, it's time to get a real job.
by Beowulf
Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:43 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Weird thing that happened to you...
Replies: 44
Views: 3180

This one time I missed a party only to later find out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me.
That was last weekend.
The moral is, don't skip the opportunity to drink and fornicate.
by Beowulf
Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:41 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Ronald Reagan Quotes
Replies: 15
Views: 909

"Reagan SMASH! Reagan SMASH! Reagan SMASH!...Reagan sleepy."

(Family Guy anyone?)
by Beowulf
Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:13 pm
Forum: Ethics and Commentary
Topic: Maybe there is hope for the UN
Replies: 4
Views: 596

Pssh - f*ck Syria. We shoulda gone after them instead of Iraq in the first place.

This coming from a very biased person with Lebanese heritage. :P
by Beowulf
Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:11 pm
Forum: Ethics and Commentary
Topic: Rules and Reg's What are they for ...
Replies: 80
Views: 4877

E&C has healthy discussion - it's called ETHICS AND COMMENTARY, and most of the conversations are not flame wars. When they become such, they're moderated. It's working fine. I say leave it as it is - everyone is entitled to their opinion.
by Beowulf
Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:33 pm
Forum: Descent Multiplayer
Topic: Shining Moments in Descent
Replies: 94
Views: 10361

WP, D3k, SYN, DoA, III - teams that own people. Any time I played against D3k or ROX and beat them back in the WP days. Playing against ANTS in Pyroglyphic. Playing with Jazzy any time. Being in OSS and being on TeamSpeak with Arthur, Crown, and the rest of the old team. I remember Arthur would yell...
by Beowulf
Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:16 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Best Insults
Replies: 43
Views: 3462

Is it too late you have you aborted, you pompous hypocrite? Winston Churchill, not Churhcill, was quick witted and sharp, while you are neither. He was funny, while you are not. But you know the biggest difference between you and him? People cared about what he said. I haven't started killing people...
by Beowulf
Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:09 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Diablo 3 to be MMO? Erm...
Replies: 11
Views: 951

One successful MMO per company :P

D3 should stay Diablo, not WoW with demons and angels.
by Beowulf
Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:55 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: 'n00b' alert. o.o
Replies: 58
Views: 4070

Is it too late to abort you?
by Beowulf
Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:31 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: This dude is the ★■◆●...
Replies: 21
Views: 2015

All I have to say is "wow."
by Beowulf
Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:52 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: the good news... and the bad news.
Replies: 177
Views: 7467

The good news is no more mud butt.
by Beowulf
Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:56 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: the good news... and the bad news.
Replies: 177
Views: 7467

The bad news is, it's your anal virginity.
by Beowulf
Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:02 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: the good news... and the bad news.
Replies: 177
Views: 7467

The good news is, all those damn emus will get what they deserve at last.
by Beowulf
Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:53 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB member you would most like to meet
Replies: 110
Views: 7362

The D3k crew, the III/WP crew, Joe, Marty, Stress, the Asylum folks.

Probably won't happen. :P
by Beowulf
Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:16 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB member you would most like to meet
Replies: 110
Views: 7362

TheCops, because he's my senseii.
by Beowulf
Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:14 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: You can tell By the way i use my walk, Im a woman's man,
Replies: 40
Views: 2225

Holy ★■◆●, is that Jimi Hendrix on your head?
by Beowulf
Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:30 pm
Forum: Ethics and Commentary
Topic: Prussian Blue
Replies: 65
Views: 4463

Hatred is hatred, regardless of from whom its spewed, and to whom its directed.

I'm all for colorblindness. That way I can hate everyone equally. Equal opportunity hatred towards everyone, that's my stance.
by Beowulf
Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:43 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: wuts ur function?
Replies: 86
Views: 4315

Male giggolo.
by Beowulf
Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:29 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Dang it...
Replies: 43
Views: 2038

Quit smoking, keep drinking. Though I have a nasty habit of smoking when I'm drunk. Crown me. http://www.cellarmasters.com.au/sections/wineplans/6200/beer_brands_crown.jpg good choice. one of my favourite beers Actually, I had this in mind... http://www.gxz.ca/Professional_Photography_p1/p4/crown-r...