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An Xbox 360 and some games
A Jimi Hendrix Wah-wah peddle
A matching gray plaid hat/scarf/glove set
Comfy pajamas
A sticky eighth

And of course, intense sex.

Merry Christmas everyone!

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In the last week I've read:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
The Rum Diaries by Hunter S. Thompson

And I re-read Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut.

I have a lot of time at work

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Well they've yet to invent a machine that will make you less of an old fart, so I think you're SOL for now.

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Batman 1 was amazing and anyone who disagrees has no taste. This new one could be great but Heath Ledger as the joker is...well...a joke.

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I used to, but haven't in months.

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What's your record?

Two women within twelve hours of each other..

Oh, download speeds...nevermind.

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I loved getting the Wisdoms out. I'd do it again if I could. Full anesthetic and vicodin? Pssh yessir.

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They realized that nobody had any idea how to construct a story with any sort of gripping plot elements. Cursing themselves, they rented a cheap Las Vegas motel room and went into a drug frenzy, eventually doing shots of crank off the flapjack breasts of an aging Thai hooker named Betty. In desparat...

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I live in Denver now. The weather is no much nicer than St. Louis.

Long time no see buddy.

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Nope, that's blunt painful honesty

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Drinking till I can't see.

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I play guitar, predominantly acoustic. The Beatles are my favorite band.

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St. Louis Cardinals, world champs. I know it's a little late, but I've been busy lately.

So suck it Detroit, suck it haters in the baseball world who doubted the team the whole way, and most of all, suck it Zuruck. Your Yankees got owned again, and a team with not even 1/4 of the payroll won it all.

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WHY does one man need that much money? What the hell does he do with it? I don't even know if I could spend that much in my lifetime if I tried.

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He died!? Gee, look at him. I'm amazed he lived as long as he did.

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Put a little rum in it.

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My friend and I are going as Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

For the woefully ignorant...

I'd be the chubby Samoan on the left, not Johnny Depp, unfortunately.

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The obvious solution is to not run.

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How about the Cack-O-Lantern?

So many directions you can go with this - it can be the trick, or the treat.

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I'd rather be jaded than naive any day of the week. In the end alcohol and drug use comes down to personal choice and knowledge of one's own limits and personality. If you're responsible and moderate with anything it won't kill you, and to assume otherwise is uninformed fearmongering. I respect the ...

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If you just now are realizing that drugs are huge in high schools then you've been living under a rock.

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I like Kornheiser as well. He's completely outshining Joe Theisman on Monday Night Football. I went to high school with Wilbon's neice. Kinda neat.

But yeah, good show. I'm starting to like any show that doesn't have Chris Berman on it. That man is the most irritating anchor in sports news.

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Get the Logitech wireless controller. It's a bit more expensive but it's solid and dependable. The other 3rd party brands are pieces of crap from my experiences.

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Does it matter?

We'll never get there. And I'd rather not if we could. It's cold up there.

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My family is one of the extreme, the JW faith more than central to their lives - all pervasive. Father an Elder/Ministerial-Servant , Mother a regular-pioneer . Beo you've really got me thinking. Perhaps if my upbringing was extreme then i'm overestimating how JWs react... maybe i can try a more op...

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roid - ding^2. I was also raised a JW, my parents still are, though they're fairly liberal JWs. Clearly, I no longer am. For the same reasons. My point isnt that people should give witnesses a chance as in listen to them or convert or whatever. It's just that it doesn't make sense to dog on a religi...

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I still don't understand why Jehovah's Witnesses are seen in any worse light than any other Christian denomination. People don't give them a chance out of ignorance. My parents are JWs, and I was raised one, though I am no longer one. They've always been honest, fair, kind, accepting, generous and r...

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Your avatar is cool. Welcome.

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That Estrada cut must make your memory pretty good because I think the only time I was ever in a navy uniform was at least 4 or 5 years ago. You want to see Zuruck semen? Well, I'm not really into the whole 'picture on the internet thing' but I tell ya what, next time I'm railing a bar whore in my ...

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On the contrary, I post my simply little opinions, I don't write these big epic posts for nobody to read. Not sure why you got offended...I just don't believe all the scandalous stories, it's not that big of deal. It works one of two ways: 1. You lied about all the women, etc. 2. The water in St. L...

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Zuruck wrote: Then again, it's easy to talk big on the internet with a bunch of video game freaks.

Yeah, you would know that better than anyone I imagine.

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Gee Zuruck, weren't you wearing a sailor costume in the last picture you posted on here?

Nice try semen boy.

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I'm the evil twin that uses his powers for personal gain and disregards others. I'm calling it right now.

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I don't know where you got that impression roid. She's my ex-girlfriend. AKA Girl #2. Here's the original. For you perverts who are into 17 year old girls (AKA me) http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/Beowulf1053/najinadine.jpg and a prom picture...oh the good times. Such a cutie. http://i7.photobu...

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Uh oh, Behemoth may challenge me for best looking man here. My territory has been compromised.

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Yeah dude the freshman 15 hit me pretty hard last year so I started working out again and lost about 20 pounds or so and put back on some muscle. I'm not nearly in as good of shape as I was in high school though. The last ugly mug thread I posted pictures that were less than flattering (I was drunk,...

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Or if you prefer...

And Sapphire Wolf, you really don't look anything like I imagine when I think of you.

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There's a difference between truly trying to disrespect someone and unintentionally hurting them. Every person is different. A joke that may offend one person may not phase another. That's the curse of the Internet and anonymity - it's difficult to tell who can roll with the punches and laugh and st...

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Suck it, Zuruck