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Woodchip you never cease to amaze me. You're like the walking stereotype of a backasswards right wing idiot. Roid writes \"guffaw\" for whatever reason and you start bashing his \"socialist\" government. Maybe he wrote guffaw because we took steel from the remnants of an attack t...

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Got a haircut today...

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we had 55% in the last US elections. Maybe it's a sign that the French are not as jaded towards their country's politics as we are.

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I knew my eyes were just cashed, so I made a devil face

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Earlier this winter...(I was really high...)

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If kids want to pray in school, that's fine, as long as they're not forced to or made obligated to by teachers or faculty. I remember at my high school there was a group of kids that organized a prayer circle every morning in the middle of the cafeteria. People made a fuss about it, but it wasn't or...

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Trust me, there's too much other stuff in this world that threatens to kill us all at any moment to worry about bees getting lost because of cell phones.

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Nappy-headed just means you have bad hair. And hoe just means you're a slut. I know plenty of nappy-headed white hoes. Trust me, theres a lot of them at the University of Denver, and ironically most of them belong to the same sorority

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Society is full of hypocrites. We let this kind of stuff go every day and then Imus says something and the entire black community goes nuts, with good reason I suppose. It was a stupid thing to say, but I don't know why people go nuts over this. Maybe because Imus is white? Hypocrites. Racist? No. I...

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http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/12/books/12vonnegut.html?_r=2&hp&oref=slogin&oref=slogin All my heroes are dead or dying. First Hunter Thompson, now Vonnegut. Easily one of the greatest American literary figures of all time, his writing and outlook on life really influenced me personally ...

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War of the Worlds had a shitey ending. It's like, Aliens are kicking our ass...oops they die of disease. Kinda lame.

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Yes, but I always just put myself in a good situation and let my emotions stabilize and it passes.

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Heh, so Bush has had 7 years to come up with an energy saving policy and the best he can come up with is \"turn your lights off.\"

We should just get rid of daylight savings anyway.

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Haha hey I have that exact same little bendy hand thing on my keychain. Except mine is bent in the shape of a shocker.

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Uh....heh...TIGER, you're losing touch with reality pal. That isn't generally accepted scientific fact. It's a belief.

Though I don't know if I really believe this anyway. Count me amonst the skeptics.

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Heh yeah, I know it's a NIN song, but I came up with the title basically off the top of my head. If you have some suggestions for a title let me know. And yeah, the last stanza still flows awkwardly for me too. The rhyme scheme is the same throughout, but theres too many syllables and it's phrased a...

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I've been inspired more than usual lately. Here's another one I wrote the other day. Perfect Drug Drink me down and boom for hours Crush all in your way Burn me up, ignore the cowards You’ll quit but not today I am the perfect drug, you see You drink at any cost Better than joints or LSD Without me ...

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Work in progress. A Fool at One End and a Fire at the Other I’m just a fool at one end and a fire at the other Burning at both sides towards the east No water nor wind can flames be smothered Just burning up our last disease I’m just a fool at one end and a fire at the other Call the department of p...

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I shouted out, \"Who killed the Kennedys?\" But afterall, it was you and me.

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Do you think before you post?

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Well yeah, marijuana is for chilling with the homies, relaxing, playing video games, watching a movie, listening to some good music or enjoying nice weather, not for goin out and trying to pick up girls. I wouldn't say I'm any less social when I'm high, but when I do smoke marijuana, it's when I'm i...

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I think it's funny how people on this board make rude comments about the girls in the picture when they wouldn't know how to pick up a good woman if she sat on their face.

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In response to Tiger's gateway drug argument: From here, http://clearinghouse.missouriwestern.edu/manuscripts/481.asp \"Common knowledge suggests that marijuana is one of the worst drugs available. And experimentation with other illegal drugs stems from the initial use of marijuana. This is jus...

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Pandora, I've been reading a lot about this since this thread. I honestly wasn't aware of these thinks prior to this. However you've got to remember that a correlation doesn't necessarily indicate a causal relationship. There could be other factors in play. In addition, it could be those with psycho...

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Taken from schizophrenia.com \"Schizophrenia can sometimes be triggered by heavy use of hallucinogenic drugs, especially LSD; but it appears that one has to have a genetic predisposition towards developing schizophrenia for this to occur.\" Also, \"Professor Mullen said scientists kne...

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Man, finally, a thread that's right up my alley. I will admit that I'm a pretty heavy marijuana user. Usually about 3 times a week. Sometimes more. Sure, marijuana is less harmful than cigarettes. And while some may think this is a stupid argument, the fact remains - cigarettes, while more lethal, a...

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Kaptain Kindbud

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Nukes are here to stay - and humanity is not. As Vonnegut says in Slaughterhouse 5, so it goes...

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Tyranny that's from So I Married an Axe Murderer.

\"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.\"

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78%. Good to know that despite how much I make fun of you guys, I too am still a nerd.

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Heh, sad to say I know this, but \"Hook.\"

How about an easy one...

\"You know what they call a quarter-pounder in France?\"
\"What?\"
\"Royale with Cheese.\"

OR

\"I wore this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for three long years.\"

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I'd hit it.

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Pssh. After this winter in Denver, I am unphased by your paultry snow drifts.

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Lol... After my sophomore year my classes were primarily AP classes, with the occasional blowoff class/elective. Even my senior year I was in 5 APs...did very little homework, slept through most classes, get As on my tests/4s and 5s on my exams... Honestly dude, I would be ashamed if you DIDN'T get ...

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I'm a writing consultant at the Penrose Library at the University of Denver. Basically people bring me their shitty essays and I tell them why it sucks and how to make it better.

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Play guitar, work out, write, listen to music, drink/smoke with my homies. I'm also a beer pong champion.

I like playing football and baseball, camping and going to the shooting range when the weather's warm.

It's weird, I live in Denver and I'm not really big into skiing/snowboarding.

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Why is everyone jumping on Isaac? It's a valid question.

In any case, all I can say is wow.

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To honor the life and work of Dr. Martin Luther King, who is easily one of the most influential men in American history and set the stage for civil rights movements all over the world. The face of society would be ghastly (even worse than it already is) without his contributions. A few months ago I ...

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Isaac wrote: It's not that i'm addicted, it's that i need to have it or i could die!

Why's that? You can't possibly have that many friends.

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Stocking stuffers:

Best of Christoper Walken DVD (which goes great with the weed...COW BELL)
Guitar strings
Picks
Lots of chewing gum

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