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A little humor...

Post by Nightshade » Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:13 am

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Re: A little humor...

Post by VertigoAbyss » Mon Mar 02, 2015 7:51 am

Not sure how to take this...
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Re: A little humor...

Post by Alter-Fox » Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:49 am

Then... don't.
Just don't think about it...
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Re: A little humor...

Post by woodchip » Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:23 pm

It's a comic...try laughing.
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Re: A little humor...

Post by VertigoAbyss » Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:37 pm

coming from the guy with a joker face...
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Post by Sirius » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:12 pm

The problem is it's not particularly funny. It might be if anyone actually suggested finding IS people employment in the first place, but they've already got plenty to do, thank you very much - it's just that one of the job's performance metrics is numbers of crimes against humanity committed.
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Post by Alter-Fox » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:00 pm

I wouldn't exactly say it's in bad taste considering these people would very gladly kill me given half the chance, but I think the artist was trying to be vindictive more than funny. It's a very serious subject anyway.

I'm certainly not laughing.
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Re: A little humor...

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Re: A little humor...

Post by Tunnelcat » Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:04 pm

Now I see why NS moved over the the PTMC. He can still post his pictures here. :P
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Re: A little humor...

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Re: A little humor...

Post by Ferno » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:57 am

A little satire is good for y'all.
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Re: A little humor...

Post by sigma » Sat Nov 21, 2015 2:06 pm

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Re: A little humor...

Post by Tunnelcat » Sat Nov 21, 2015 5:16 pm

I can't get enough of Scrat. :lol:
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Re: A little humor...

Post by Nightshade » Tue Nov 24, 2015 9:43 pm

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Re: A little humor...

Post by sigma » Thu Dec 10, 2015 1:02 pm

:lol:

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Despite the fact that many buyers wanted to buy this board, the store withdrew these products from sale after indignation the press Secretary of the Embassy of the USA in Russia William Stevens. It's a pity :)
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Re: A little humor...

Post by Top Gun » Thu Dec 10, 2015 8:09 pm

Yeah, shame you couldn't get in on that blatant racism fun!
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Post by sigma » Thu Dec 10, 2015 8:31 pm

TG, if you have not heard before, that I said, in Russia there are no problems of racism, because here is blacks like penguins in the Arctic. Here is a black on the street it is an outlandish miracle. So of course it's fun for us. The authorities reacted respectfully to the disgust of the representative of the American Embassy, although for the majority of Russians, his indignation is perceived as ridiculous nonsense.
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Re: A little humor...

Post by Top Gun » Thu Dec 10, 2015 11:13 pm

"There are no minorities here, so we can't possibly be racist!" Dear lord your country is a shithole.
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Post by sigma » Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:43 am

That is, if in some country there are almost no blacks and LGBT people, the only reason this country is shit. I admire the American logic.
Listen, dear, people who see blacks only on TV, don't understand the meaning of the word racism.
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Post by Sirius » Sat Dec 12, 2015 11:14 pm

I suspect it's mainly an ear size caricature. It's probably not getting at "blacks = chimps", although it can be taken that way.

There weren't many people of African descent in New Zealand (where I grew up) either... that didn't make black jokes OK there, although there would probably not be any particular prejudice or malicious intent behind them. I'd guess it'd be similar in Russia.
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Re: A little humor...

Post by sigma » Mon Jan 04, 2016 4:06 pm

In each joke there is a joke share.

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Re: A little humor...

Post by Tunnelcat » Wed Jan 06, 2016 5:18 pm

THEE new bromance (translation: A bromance is a close, emotionally intense, non-sexual bond between two men.) So if Trump gets elected, our 2 countries might soon have cordial relations for the first time sigma. :P

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Re: A little humor...

Post by sigma » Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:55 pm

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Add: Actually, I do not really understand why in order for the United States began to respect Russia, it is necessary to demonstrate not only a smile, but also a gun.
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Re: A little humor...

Post by Tunnelcat » Thu Jan 07, 2016 4:38 pm

sigma wrote:Add: Actually, I do not really understand why in order for the United States began to respect Russia, it is necessary to demonstrate not only a smile, but also a gun.
There's nothing TO understand. Americans like to smile and show their guns to everyone. It must be a male thing. :P
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Post by sigma » Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:37 pm

Here carrying of any arms a sign of fear or criminal intent. Although, of course, there are exceptions in some regions.
And the Russian smile or express sincere sympathy or mockery. Russians rarely smile not because things are bad, but because the smile is of great importance. While in the U.S., it seems, the smile means absolutely nothing, but the weapon is an undeniable argument for respect )
What we have different views and values...
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Re: A little humor...

Post by Tunnelcat » Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:34 pm

Here, even a smile can hide treachery. But I think that's a normal human trait everywhere, when a person wants to steal from somebody, they gain their trust by smiling at them. I've also noticed a common trend in Russia that's now gaining popularity here. Dash cams.
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Re: A little humor...

Post by sigma » Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:03 pm

Sh*t there is everywhere.
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Post by Tunnelcat » Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:06 pm

I made an edit to my previous post sigma. As to s**t here everywhere, it can't be all that bad when so many people seem to want to come here. :wink:
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Re: A little humor...

Post by sigma » Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:19 pm

Of course, life in the United States certainly has a lot of advantages in comparison with Russia. For example, when I watch the documentary video which was recorded ordinary Americans on their portable video cameras in their everyday life, it reminds me of life in the Soviet Union. In modern Russia lives more like the lives of animals in the wild forest. This is both good and bad.
Bad because people become more and more individualists.
Good, because here is much more freedom than in the U.S., in my opinion. In the US, too many restrictions and control over the people. This is a beautiful zoo, if you allow such a comparison.
Here we are in the wild forest. We can afford a lot of that is strictly forbidden in the United States or Europe. We get used to it since birth and we like it.
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Post by Tunnelcat » Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:46 pm

Our form of "wild west" is a bunch white supremacist militias with a hatred of our government and all things not white European male, going around brandishing guns and calling it freedom, taking over public property and touting the Constitution as the reason they can do it and no one in law enforcement has the balls to do anything about it. Personally, I'm not fond of social chaos and lawbreaking anarchists. Russia sounds too chaotic and wild west for my taste, but if it works for you sigma....... :mrgreen:
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Re: A little humor...

Post by Tunnelcat » Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:45 pm

How Russians get a cat out of a tree.



How Americans get a cat out of a tree.

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Re: A little humor...

Post by sigma » Fri Oct 21, 2016 1:17 pm

It seems Russian and American cats the same entertainment, after Maslenitsa ended :lol:
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Post by Tunnelcat » Fri Oct 21, 2016 4:14 pm

You missed the joke sigma. The Russian cat saviors took out the neighborhood's electrical power while trying to rescue the cat. It looks like the cat got a little electrical shock while stepping on the wires too. Almost an epic fail. :lol:

I hadn't thought that a cat would crawl into a cat carrier hoisted up into a tree either. That's a novel idea, as long as the cat actually goes inside and stays there until it's lowered to the ground. Who knew? :lol:
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Re: A little humor...

Post by sigma » Fri Oct 21, 2016 4:25 pm

Maybe we will not start talking about what's going on in American families after the American adoptive parents have adopted children from other countries?
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