Project Commercially Related Advertising Post (CRAP)

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:39 am

Project CRAP: weekly updates of how much spam he's gotten in the mail. Inspired by the "how much is inside" website. Funny commentary... and a clever acronym.

Excerpt (week 7) wrote:Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 9" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 5.82 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 3"
New Pieces of CRAP: 12
Total Pieces of CRAP: 86
LowLight of the Week: Ouch, my eyes. Another week, another gaudy, uninvited catalog arriving in my mailbox. The loser this week is named "Midnight Velvet." Merely glancing at the cover of this monstrocity caused me to greatly exceed my weekly "pink quotient." I can only hope they're not leading me on with promises of this being the "FINAL CATALOG" they send me.