Things you can only say at Thanksgiving time

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Things you can only say at Thanksgiving time

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and get away with



1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's a terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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Post by De Rigueur »

surprised you didn't mentioned the wishbone. :)
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Funny stuff
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Post by Bad@sskow »

I don't think people would get away with #4 unless in the case of some extreme circumstances, Thanksgiving is not one of them. :)
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Post by Money! »

Bad@sskow wrote:I don't think people would get away with #4 unless in the case of some extreme circumstances, Thanksgiving is not one of them. :)
I'll be making saying this quote a point on Thanksgiving.
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