One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked
a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a
Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, \"Do you know what it is?\" \"No, I
don't,\"said the little boy. \"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the
thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.\" Suddenly, a
little girl at the back of the room yelled, \"Spit it out! It's a piece
of A$$!\"
What does a kiss taste like?
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Testiculese on Mon May 15, 2006 11:33 am wrote:A kindergarten teacher decides that she would like to hae a taste test of her childrens' favorite pieces of candy, thinking that it would be a nice change of pace from her usual lesson plans. The next day, she picks three students out of her class and blindfolds them. She hands the first child a Snickers candy bar.
"Okay, can you tell me what this is?" she says as she hands the first child the candy bar.
"Ummm, I think it's a Snickers!"
The teacher goes to the second child and hands her a lollypop.
"And can you tell me what this is?"
The second child answered right away. "It's a lollypop!"
Seeing how well this is going over with her class, she hands a Hersey's Kiss to the last child.
"Okay, here is the last one. What candy is this?"
He eats the candy that the teacher hands him and has a little trouble figuring out what candy he was eating. The teacher, seeing this last child getting upset, decides to give him a hint.
"Let me help you out, it's something that your daddy wants from your mommy after he has had a long, hard day at work."
Almost instantly, another child stand up and shouts at the top of his lungs.
"SPIT IT OUT! IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!"
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