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Post by Ferno »

this is something for the ages...

I get a call from the landlady asking me about a bus.

as soon as I hear that I say: \"what bus?\"

\"you don't know?\"

\"no...\"

\"there's a school bus parked outside the house\"

\"are you serious?\"

\"have a look. I think you'll get a kick out of it\"


And sure enough. A school bus has been abandoned outside the house, blocking the front yard entrance.
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WOOO! Party on da bus!
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Post by AlphaDoG »

Go gather up BigSlide's rats Ferno.
It's never good to wake up in the shrubs naked, you either got way too drunk, or your azz is a werewolf.

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Post by woodchip »

So what happened to the children? I could see a class A thrillah movie based on this.
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Odd...

*Waits for update on the story*
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Image (waiting to hear more on this)
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Post by Pandora »

landlady wrote:"have a look. I think you'll get a kick out of it"
you're landlady seems to know you quite well 8)
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Post by Duper »

Dude, you really need to quit buying tings on E-bay in your sleep. o_0 .. wow.
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TechPro wrote:Image (waiting to hear more on this)


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Post by Ferno »

It's still here!

the cops haven't snown up yet. gonna give them a call although my landlady's already called them.

took a look thru the window and there's a ton of crap inside. couch, busted up bike, weights. just garbage.
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Haha, when you were talking about this on irc I thought you were on something.
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Waiting for pics.
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Post by Ferno »

so yea... after talking to the officer that came by he told me that the one company that could take that thing away refused to do it.

WTF?

and the pics.

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So is this like... a bus converted into an RV?
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Post by Ferno »

more like a junkyard on wheels.
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Post by WillyP »

LOL!... no plates, plywood on windows... I guess it's your junkyard on wheels, now. Hey! get that thing registered before you get a ticket, bud!


My wife wants to know where this is... you might have a buyer!
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We could convert it into a Venga Bus
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Paintball obstacles.
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Post by woodchip »

Put a sign on it, \"Please Don't Take My Bus\" and it will be gone by morning.
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Wow, that is one dreadfully-shabby bus!
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Post by Kiran »

THat has got to be one of the most random things that one could wake up to see in the front yard. :lol:
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Probably couldn't find the drug dealer and gave up.

:lol:
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woodchip wrote:Put a sign on it, "Please Don't Take My Bus" and it will be gone by morning.
I only WISH I was that lucky.
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put it on craigslist
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Post by Gekko71 »

Can't the poice trace the last registered owner off the engine or chassis number and trace the current owner that way?
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Hmmm, light it on fire and videotape it.
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Post by CDN_Merlin »

Ferno, remove all but 2 seats, paint over any words saying school and you can drive that bus with a Class G license.
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Gekko71 wrote:Can't the poice trace the last registered owner off the engine or chassis number and trace the current owner that way?
LOL
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Duper wrote:Dude, you really need to quit buying tings on E-bay in your sleep. o_0 .. wow.
HAHAHahahaha....

I'm jealous tho :-)
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Post by dissent »

obviously, it's for the Partridge Family reunion ...
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Post by Ferno »

so i'm callin around.. police can't get anyone to tow it, the bylaw guy i wanna talk to is out, and I just might end up sticking it on craigslist (H/T AT)
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Have you tried to start it? :lol:
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Post by WillyP »

It's really an amazing stroke of randomness though. Think about the random things that people write about here, some one gets a rat in their kitchen, someone else sees an accident where a random bit of car goes through a bus stop and kills two old ladies...


And Ferno gets a bus. You da man! Ferno it's an omen.
Maybe you are meant to do something with the bus, like turn it into a rolling lan party and go around the country playing Descent with random people.
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Post by roid »

hahaha. Yeah Ferno - THIS it's what you were ment to do with your life.

You're destiny is not to get hit by a bus, but to one day hit someone else with one lol. You will save us from WW3
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All hail Ferno... Receiver of Golden Bus!
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Post by woodchip »

Have you tried to see if the stop lights work? If they do you could have fun turning them on and setting them to flash. Especially in the morning when peeps are in a hurry to get off to work. Have someone sell coffee and doughnuts to them as they wait for you to turn off the lights. Oh the possibilities!
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roid wrote:hahaha. Yeah Ferno - THIS it's what you were ment to do with your life.

You're destiny is not to get hit by a bus, but to one day hit someone else with one lol. You will save us from WW3
For all we know he could be sitting behind the wheel of the that thing. While singing "Wheels on the bus go around, and around" with his Burger King Crown on.
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Post by Money! »

It's the true coming of the Messiah! The Jews were right!

I say keep it, you might find a use for it.
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roid wrote:You're destiny is not to get hit by a bus, but to one day hit someone else with one lol. You will save us from WW3
TigerRaptorFX wrote:For all we know he could be sitting behind the wheel of the that thing. While singing "Wheels on the bus go around, and around" with his Burger King Crown on.
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HAHA Smart ass whack job bus driver.
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