Johns Revenge

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:39 pm

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope, along with this note:

Dear Becky,
Iâ??m sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.
Love, Ricky

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:52 pm

Wahahahaha, owned.

bash · Post by **bash** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:21 pm

That's great. That's what I love about US soldiers; tough to wound and very resourceful.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:37 pm

Yeah that's pretty good. heh

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:57 pm

Wang_Lo · Post by **Wang_Lo** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:00 pm

hahah funnay

index_html · Post by **index_html** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 11:15 pm

Hopefully, she hasn't seen the episode of M*A*S*H from which they swiped the idea.

{Hawk}Liquid · Post by **{Hawk}Liquid** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 12:02 am

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 12:59 am

har har har

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 6:11 am

pipsqueak10 · Post by **pipsqueak10** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 4:10 pm

He deserves better anyway!

Darkside Heartless · Post by **Darkside Heartless** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 4:36 pm

Where's an PWN3D pic when you need it?

She got burned

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 11:08 pm

that's awesome!

Jon the Great · Post by **Jon the Great** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:28 am

ROFL that just made my day.