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So I was eating really fast then realized my food was full of toothpicks. How do I know if I swallowed a toothpick?
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this too shall pass
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Its ok, you probably needed the fiber.
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CUDA wrote:this too shall pass
:P
Unless things get stuck. :mrgreen:
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Not to freak you out, but wasn't there an episode of "House" about a toothpick being swallowed? :wink:

Seriously, though, I think you'd have known if there was a toothpick you swallowed. I've almost done that, and it hurt.
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Seeing as people have eaten bikes, and many other odd things, you'll be fine.

Besides, what's the difference between sawdust and flour :P
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24 hours. No pain, no blood, no problem.


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tunnelcat wrote:
CUDA wrote:this too shall pass
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Unless things get stuck. :mrgreen:
hopefully he chews his food well :wink:
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CUDA wrote:
tunnelcat wrote:
CUDA wrote:this too shall pass
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Unless things get stuck. :mrgreen:
hopefully he chews his food well :wink:
You fancy northerners with your "forks" and your "chewing"...
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Isaac, you would have loved the restaurant in my Home Town that had a "Medieval Feast" challenge. Imagine legs of beasts of many kind, chicken, roasts, a whole stuffed pig, more chickens, sausages, and all the fixings... you had to eat everything without a knife and fork and if you completed the meal, it was free. I completed this challenge with two other friends and we enjoyed every minute of it.

And oh for the cost of an X-Ray go see a walk in clinic and get a snap of the old colon in case a toothpick is lodged in there.
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Thanks Canuck. I might do that. Also, I think I'd do pretty well in that challenge.
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*palmface*
ISAAC ... seriously? go to the doctor....

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Honestly, if you can't even tell that you've eaten a toothpick, you might have bigger problems than the aforementioned toothpick. :P
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