Let's ban everyone...

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:08 pm

Ban the person above for anything you can pin on them.

Since this is the first post, picking anything above, I ban the User Control Panel for always hiding the setting I'm looking for.

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:12 pm

This is a non-response so this post doesn't actually exist.

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Issac is banned for reading a post that doesn't exist. He is obviously insane.

OR

Issac is banned for not reading a post that doesn't exist -- and thus contradicting everything else he has ever said, because not reading a post that doesn't exist would imply his sanity. He is obviously a liar.

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:34 pm

Ban Alter-Fox for having an excessively colorful signature. Disrupts the forum aesthetics.

sdfgeoff · Post by **sdfgeoff** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:41 pm

Ban Techpro for using smilies, and for his avatar looking at me weirdly.

Enzo-03 · Post by **Enzo-03** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:31 pm

Ban sdfgeoff for his avatar looking at me weirdly.

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:16 am

TechPro wrote:Ban Alter-Fox for having an excessively colorful signature. Disrupts the forum aesthetics.

What Alter-Fox? I don't see an Alter-Fox in here. Just Issac's post and then yours.
You should be banned for insanity! You're obviously a dangerous lunatic!

Ban Enzo-03 for not being Enzo-02. He's obviously plagiarizing himself.

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:21 am

It might be time for people to start applying the "overnight" rule.

Write your posts/topics whenever you come up with the idea, but don't hit submit. Instead, let it sit there overnight.

In the morning, when you're sober, give it another read. If it still seems like a good idea, go ahead and post. If it now seems like a bad idea, delete.

Same goes for editing/deleting/etc. posts.

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:31 am

Banned snoopy for going off topic and having an avatar that's flipping the middle finger.

Heretic · Post by **Heretic** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:27 am

Ban Isaac for hacking into the DBB after being ban in the first place.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:28 am

Ban Heretic for being exactly what his name is.

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:08 pm

Ban Avder for having an avatar from that webcomic that all my friends keep annoying me about yet I have no interest in.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:56 pm

Ban Top Gun for not giving Homestuck a chance.

Seriously you need to read at least through Act 2.

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:04 pm

Ban Avder for being just like my friends.

(Srsly though, the art style is a massive turn-off, I don't really like how it's presented, and the bits I've heard of the story don't exactly inspire interest.)

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:10 pm

Ban Top Gun for having the same opinion as me of the web comic that shall not be named.

Novel idea concept, but bleh (IMO)

roid · Post by **roid** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:42 pm

you ppl are my best hatefriends
homestuck has got really good again lately, i loled at the drawing dicks and supplex thing

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:50 pm

Top Gun wrote:Ban Avder for being just like my friends.

(Srsly though, the art style is a massive turn-off, I don't really like how it's presented, and the bits I've heard of the story don't exactly inspire interest.)

Overlook the art for now. It gets a lot better later on, especially once you start running into epic flash animations. And the Story is really really deep. Seriously, read through act two. You will get drawn in.

And ban roid for forgetting to ban someone in this thread.

Enzo-03 · Post by **Enzo-03** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:51 am

Ban Avder because his avatar is a mutant.

I used to like homestuck but by End of Act 5 I had enough of it. Not that I disliked it but I just.. stopped. Hardly ever looked back.

Slider_ · Post by **Slider_** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:11 am

Ban Enzo for nonsensical replies

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:15 pm

I ban Slider_ is for jumping on this ban waggon. (lol pun)

sdfgeoff · Post by **sdfgeoff** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:12 pm

Ban Isaac for having a red star under his name.

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:53 pm

Geoff is banned for having a face, Issac is banned for laughing at his own pun, and Issac is blamed for having the same name as that other Issac.

Pumo · Post by **Pumo** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:24 am

Ban Alter-Fox for banning more than one person at a time.

sdfgeoff · Post by **sdfgeoff** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:21 am

Ban pumo for having green hair

sdfgeoff · Post by **sdfgeoff** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:22 am

Ban myself for having black text in my signature

sdfgeoff · Post by **sdfgeoff** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:22 am

Ban myself for banning twice in a row

---edit---
isn't that three?

Aggressor Prime · Post by **Aggressor Prime** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:54 am

Ban sdfgeoff for triple posting. Sorry, you asked for it.

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:54 am

Aggressor Prime was an autobot. Now that I ban him he's an autoban. beep beep

Pumo · Post by **Pumo** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:43 am

Ban Isaac for making weird beep beep noises.

Tunnelcat · Post by **Tunnelcat** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:57 pm

I ban me for being a grouchy old battleaxe.

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:25 pm

Ban Pumo for making robots that make wierd beep beep noises.

sdfgeoff · Post by **sdfgeoff** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:32 pm

Ban pumo for not banning the person above him.

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:55 am

Ban sdfgeoff for starting a new page.

flip · Post by **flip** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:26 pm

I ban Isaac for starting this thread.

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:00 pm

Ban flip for being of indeterminate existence and not capitalizing his name and not having an avatar and going all

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flip · Post by **flip** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:11 pm

Ban Alter-fox for only getting it 90% right

Pumo · Post by **Pumo** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:45 pm

Ban flip for his intolerance (90% is enough to be right

)

sdfgeoff · Post by **sdfgeoff** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:20 am

Ban pumo for over-analysing banning limits

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:11 pm

Ban sdfgeoff for having a meaningless signature.

flip · Post by **flip** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:50 pm

Ban Techpro for pissing all over my radar gun idea

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:44 pm

Ban flip for trying to weaponize cell phones.