Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:05 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/18/b ... index.html

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:13 pm

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:28 pm

That's funny. They're lucky they didn't catch a camper with that trap, though.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:36 pm

Or a cop.

but now the beer company can put "Good enough to knock out a bear" on their label.

Deadmeat · Post by **Deadmeat** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:18 pm

Notice the bear had discriminating taste. Ranier - YES, Busch - SUX. My kinda bear.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:49 pm

Rainier Beer a ....locale ALE ?!?!?!! LMAO .. its more like a local Coors. . its just "beer". I didn't think it was being sold anymore.

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:50 pm

Shows what you know, oregonian

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:09 pm

hey, I grew up in Washington you redneckwannabe.

I was a little suprised when Oly got bought out and vanished ... no more artisians. *sniff*

not that it was that good.

Sirius · Post by **Sirius** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 9:34 pm

LOL! Good one!

Arol · Post by **Arol** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 1:23 am

I like the part abut it comming back the next day.

One beer binge and it was hooked!

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 1:29 am

a beer drinking bear?

haha yea right.

Canuck · Post by **Canuck** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 10:54 am

36 American beers? Lol, even I can drink that!
And I have recently. 2 weekends in a row.

Our Canadian bears and beer are used to 5% - 6.5%, not that watered down swill you call beer.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 12:55 pm

Canuck wrote:36 American beers? Lol, even I can drink that!
And I have recently. 2 weekends in a row.

Your mother must be so proud!

Infamous Ingus · Post by **Infamous Ingus** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:22 pm

hahahaha

Canuck · Post by **Canuck** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:43 pm

Hehe I strive fer excellence.

At Stage 13 within minutes of crashing the VIP camping site some dude came up to us with a beer bong he made.

He had a hopper from a stippler, 3" food grade hose, hooked up to a ball valve and another short length of hose.

Fill it with 3 CANADIAN beers and enjoy all three in 3 seconds flat.

When the young fella gave me the bong he stepped backwards a couple steps half expecting seeing an old fart go into convulsions on the ground.

After I downed the beer I asked if there was more!

The following week I was in Blairmore for Thunder in The Valley

There I consumed over 36 beers a day... egads the walk down to the park for the show that evening was a chore.

The Bank Manager for the Town was in our campsite just ripped double fisting beers.

When one of the guys in our group let go some fireworks horizontally and we had balls of flame shooting around our heads,

he just remained calm, until it ended... then he was like wtf! Turning around in his lawnchair all perplexed, like what was that?

Any ways we went through, hmm several coolers full of beer, not counting the Whiskey, Rattlesnake juice coffee "brightner", and other various "treats".

What a blast.