What does a kiss taste like?

[Top Wop]

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked
a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a
Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, \"Do you know what it is?\" \"No, I
don't,\"said the little boy. \"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the
thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.\" Suddenly, a
little girl at the back of the room yelled, \"Spit it out! It's a piece
of A$$!\"

[Testiculese]

Bit late

A kindergarten teacher decides that she would like to hae a taste test of her childrens' favorite pieces of candy, thinking that it would be a nice change of pace from her usual lesson plans. The next day, she picks three students out of her class and blindfolds them. She hands the first child a Snickers candy bar.

"Okay, can you tell me what this is?" she says as she hands the first child the candy bar.

"Ummm, I think it's a Snickers!"

The teacher goes to the second child and hands her a lollypop.

"And can you tell me what this is?"

The second child answered right away. "It's a lollypop!"

Seeing how well this is going over with her class, she hands a Hersey's Kiss to the last child.

"Okay, here is the last one. What candy is this?"

He eats the candy that the teacher hands him and has a little trouble figuring out what candy he was eating. The teacher, seeing this last child getting upset, decides to give him a hint.

"Let me help you out, it's something that your daddy wants from your mommy after he has had a long, hard day at work."

Almost instantly, another child stand up and shouts at the top of his lungs.

"SPIT IT OUT! IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!"

[Wareagle]

Old One

[KoolBear]

Still makes you smile though

[Testiculese]

I busted up in the middle of work on this one. Never saw it before.