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Glad I got my Divorce

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:20 am
by woodchip
Seems one could get a life sentence for fooling around here in my home state:

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In a ruling sure to make philandering spouses squirm, Michigan's second-highest court says that anyone involved in an extramarital fling can be prosecuted for first-degree criminal sexual conduct, a felony punishable by up to life in prison

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\"Technically,\" he added, \"any time a person engages in sexual penetration in an adulterous relationship, he or she is guilty of CSC I,\" the most serious sexual assault charge in Michigan's criminal code.

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The ruling grows out of a case in which a Charlevoix man accused of trading Oxycontin pills for the sexual favors of a cocktail waitress was charged under an obscure provision of Michigan's criminal law. The provision decrees that a person is guilty of first-degree criminal sexual conduct whenever \"sexual penetration occurs under circumstances involving the commission of any other felony.\"

http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article? ... /701150333

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:07 pm
by Mobius
And this in the land of the free.

LMFAO.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:47 pm
by whuppinboy
richmond, va has a law against blow job's; private and public....

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:13 pm
by Will Robinson
During prohibition we had a law forcing men to have their front pants pockets sewn shut so they couldn't carry a flask of liquor in them. As of the late '70's it was still in effect. I'm not sure if they ever dropped it.

That Michigan law sounds like you guys are aspiring to be the puritan state!

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:16 pm
by Grendel
Easy to work around -- don't marry. If you are, get a divorce.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:02 pm
by Testiculese
Wow, I feel that freedom!