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The ultimate rejection letter

Post by VonVulcan »

This is good. :)

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
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i loled :)
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If a sense of humour equalled a paycheck, he'd be loaded.
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Post by Krom »

Teh funny. :mrgreen:
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Post by Duper »

I'll try that for my nest interview! It's a shoe in!!

*THANKS Vulcan!*
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