Obama Memorabilia
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:02 am
By now most of you U S of A citizens have seen the commemorative Obama coins, medallions and plates offered for sale. Well your very own Woodchip has a item you may be interested in. For all you DBB'ers I now offer you the Obama Commemorative Toilet Seat. When the toilet seat lid is down you will see a picture of Obama grinning from ear to ear with the word, \"Change\" ballooning out of his mouth.
Behind him will of course be a American flag and if you look close, inside each stripe will be printed some of the campaign promises Obama made. All of the rendering will be in glorious 3D \"color\".
Lifting the lid one will again see Obama's marvelous grin surrounding the seat. Just think! Each time you sit down you will be able to feel real close to the hero you voted into office. On the other hand, once you come to realize you've been scammed, you can imagine Obama's pearly whites clamping down on your tender parts.
Normally the special edition Obama Toilet Seat would sell for $159.00 but as a special offer to you, I will sell it for the unheard of price of $19.99. But wait! If you call in the next 10 seconds I will throw in a second Obama Toilet Seat for free!
As a bonus, I will also send you a Pelosi/Reid toilet bowl brush with the words \"Think of Us When Using\" emblazoned along the handle. Please hurry and call 1-IGOTSCREWED. Operators standing by.
And remember to \"Flush twice\", as it's a long way to the White House.
Behind him will of course be a American flag and if you look close, inside each stripe will be printed some of the campaign promises Obama made. All of the rendering will be in glorious 3D \"color\".
Lifting the lid one will again see Obama's marvelous grin surrounding the seat. Just think! Each time you sit down you will be able to feel real close to the hero you voted into office. On the other hand, once you come to realize you've been scammed, you can imagine Obama's pearly whites clamping down on your tender parts.
Normally the special edition Obama Toilet Seat would sell for $159.00 but as a special offer to you, I will sell it for the unheard of price of $19.99. But wait! If you call in the next 10 seconds I will throw in a second Obama Toilet Seat for free!
As a bonus, I will also send you a Pelosi/Reid toilet bowl brush with the words \"Think of Us When Using\" emblazoned along the handle. Please hurry and call 1-IGOTSCREWED. Operators standing by.
And remember to \"Flush twice\", as it's a long way to the White House.