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Lord High Admiral of the Kremulakian Earth Invaders

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Waxulon-6, Lord High Admiral of the Kremulakian Earth Invaders

Attention Hu-Mans:

Mark your time! Behold the current heat readings of your atmosphere, which have now reached less than negative 40 in your Earth-degrees. Phase I of the Kremulakian conquest of your filthy pitiful orb is complete!

Foolish Hu-Mans, did you not suspect? It is now far too late for resistance. The planetary reign of the invincible Ice Beings of Kremulak can not be stopped, and thus I can now reveal all. And taunt your Earth-foolishness with delicious impunity! Ha ha ha!

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/20 ... umans.html
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"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun" - Mao Zedong
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With his ears he should be named Dumbo.
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That's the most ugly person in history.
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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See, tc conservatives can be funny…..
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hilarious piece.




though I'm pretty sure that the correlation between physical attractiveness and idiocy is pretty close to zero.
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dissent wrote:hilarious piece.

though I'm pretty sure that the correlation between physical attractiveness and idiocy is pretty close to zero.
You've obviously never heard of Paris Hilton. (Let alone any of the other "beautiful people"...) :D
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Well, I believe I speak for every created thing and I think the Creator will agree with me when I say:
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Spidey wrote:See, tc conservatives can be funny…..
When someone's THAT BUTT UGLY, it doesn't take any humor talent to make it funny.

How about this guy. He looks like 'SKELETOR' to me. :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Chertoff
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I was referring to the story. :roll:
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SilverFJ wrote:That's the most ugly person in history.
I always think of a rat when I see that guy :D
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Spidey wrote:I was referring to the story. :roll:
Shoulda said so in the first place. :P
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Post by Neo »

Fred Bloggs says that the human is making a pun about global warming. Perhaps Mr. Bloggs is onto something. ^_~
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SilverFJ wrote:That's the most ugly person in history.
Politics: the rock star lifestyle for ugly people!
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Sedwick wrote:Politics: the rock star lifestyle for ugly people!
ROFL. awesome
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Neo wrote:Well, I believe I speak for every created thing and I think the Creator will agree with me when I say:
o_O
that certainly was my response when I saw his picture on the news a couple weeks back.

I was like: .. did I see what I THINK I saw???...o_0
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