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Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department

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Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department

CHEYENNE, WYâ??After attempting to contain a living-room blaze started by a cigarette, card-carrying Libertarian Trent Jacobs reluctantly called the Cheyenne Fire Department Monday. "Although the community would do better to rely on an efficient, free-market fire-fighting service, the fact is that expensive, unnecessary public fire departments do exist," Jacobs said. "Also, my house was burning down." Jacobs did not offer to pay firefighters for their service.

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LOL
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HEH!
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Get a bigger extinguisher.
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Or quit smoking.
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Ya, that too. Use the extinguisher on the fool smoking.
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Jeff250 wrote:Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire DepartmentSource
Jeff, that is a riot. Love the Onion.

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Aw, don't spoil it...
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Post by Birdseye »

As someone that aligns probably closest to Libertarian, I found this hysterical, even if it butchers what they believe in ;)
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