Just saw Prometheus. This movie pissed me off.

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Just saw Prometheus. This movie pissed me off.

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Never have I been more pissed off by a movie. If they ever make a real prequel to the movie Alien I hope they just pretend the Prometheus movie never happened.

"I have a slight case of alzhimers and barily remember what the original Alien was about." - Ridley Scott

Here's the biggest ★■◆●-up in the film:

Remember this guy? Notice the chair he's in!
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See the big hole in his chest? In the original Alien film we're led to believe one of these guys
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popped out of his chest and killed him. Makes sense. That's what killed everyone in the original alien movie.

They show this happen in Prometheus! Good job! But they ★■◆●ing move him! Ridley Scott thought it'd be a much better movie if he got out of the chair and ran to one of the human's ships to die, instead of dying in the chair as he was suppose to!

"The one thing I love more than directing is smoking crack and directing." -Ridley Scott

Who cares, right? Alien is an old movie and most kiddies these days won't even notice it's getting rapped.

The rape goes on: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2316204/

"Hoompa lumpaa ridiley doo. I got turd sandwich for you." - Ridley Scott

I don't like Ridley Scott, by the way.
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Re: Just saw Prometheus. This movie pissed me off.

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LV223 vs LV426


Pay attention Bambi.......

~ Surviving Engineers are a DNA altered race
~ More than just one that survived the mutation
~ Not confined to a solitary planet
~ See above


Isaac wrote:Never have I been more pissed off by a movie. If they ever make a real prequel to the movie Alien I hope they just pretend the Prometheus movie never happened.

"I have a slight case of alzhimers and barily remember what the original Alien was about." - Ridley Scott

Here's the biggest ★■◆●-up in the film:

Remember this guy? Notice the chair he's in!
http://imgur.com/OvedL2b.jpg

See the big hole in his chest? In the original Alien film we're led to believe one of these guys
http://imgur.com/J4e0RRNs.jpg

popped out of his chest and killed him. Makes sense. That's what killed everyone in the original alien movie.

They show this happen in Prometheus! Good job! But they ★■◆●ing move him! Ridley Scott thought it'd be a much better movie if he got out of the chair and ran to one of the human's ships to die, instead of dying in the chair as he was suppose to!

"The one thing I love more than directing is smoking crack and directing." -Ridley Scott

Who cares, right? Alien is an old movie and most kiddies these days won't even notice it's getting rapped.

The rape goes on: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2316204/

"Hoompa lumpaa ridiley doo. I got turd sandwich for you." - Ridley Scott

I don't like Ridley Scott, by the way.

I seem to have a better workout dodging your stupidity than attempting to grasp the weight of your intelligence.
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If you are going to dislike Prometheus, at least dislike it for being little more than grinding up all of Ridley Scott's ideas from previous movies and flinging them at a wall to see what stuck, only missing the wall and just having to settle with the positions it all landed on the floor.
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BUBBALOU wrote:LV223 vs LV426
I missed that they were different planets, but the similarities between the two crashes is ridiculous. So there were two cases of face huggers? Two cases where pilots of these very similar ships were killed in the exact same way? You're not helping me like the movie.
BUBBALOU wrote: Pay attention Bambi.......
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Yea, this movie was pretty bad…in just about every way.
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The effects were pretty good. But everything else, terrible.
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If they prepended that to the real Prometheus movie I would have taken it more seriously as a comedy.
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