Man bites Dog

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:28 am

Well not exactly, but still...just when in a jaded world you think you've heard everything:

"A Burmese woman is breastfeeding two tiger cubs at a zoo in Rangoon after they were removed from their aggressive mother."

http://tinyurl.com/4cgd2

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:19 am

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:36 am

Here I am, thinking he's talking about the movie..

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... B00006FMCS

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:39 am

but they are so cute! how can you say no to faces like that (before you wonder... no, there are no tiger faces in the links. use your imagination)

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:34 pm

Better hope they don't get their teeth in early.

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:24 pm

Strange.

Nirvana · Post by **Nirvana** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:41 am

heh, grendel, I immediately thought of the movie when I first saw the thread also (I own it too), but I sorta knew it wouldn't be about the movie, as woodchip isn't very sophisticated

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:28 am

is she actually letting them suck on her tits or is she being milked by a milker and putting it into bottles for them? it tries to make it out to be them sucking on her nipples, but i bet you it doesnt go down like that. just the media spinning it to seem shocking when it really isnt.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:41 am

kurupt wrote:is she actually letting them suck on her tits or is she being milked by a milker and putting it into bottles for them? it tries to make it out to be them sucking on her nipples, but i bet you it doesnt go down like that. just the media spinning it to seem shocking when it really isnt.

Pays to read:

"I felt sorry for them so I decided to feed them before their teeth grow,"

"but I sorta knew it wouldn't be about the movie, as woodchip isn't very sophisticated"

This from the DBB resident sheep

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:34 am

maybe she meant she was going to provide milk until they can chew food provided for them at the zoo? i highly doubt some lady is physically breastfeeding two tigers. it hurts bad enough for a human baby, let alone two animals who are already as strong as grown men. i'm betting its being bottle fed to them.