My Wife left me ... (JOKE)

KoolBear · Post by **KoolBear** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:35 am

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed
the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.

I said, \"Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!\"

She said, \"I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you.\"

I told her, \"Hell, that's what the beer was for!\"

I don't think she'll be back.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:45 am

Ooooh, that'll burn

Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Admiral Thrawn** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:03 am

Heh, this was a joke right?

Suncho · Post by **Suncho** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:09 am

SuperSheep · Post by **SuperSheep** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:14 am

rofl

Diedel · Post by **Diedel** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:14 am

ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:19 am

\"I like your in-laws better than mine\"

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:33 am

You scared me, for a bit I thought that was real. :O

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:03 am

hahaha good one

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:53 pm

Very nice!

Behemoth · Post by **Behemoth** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:20 pm

Hahaha that's harsh cup of marital bliss ;P

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:03 pm

Admiral Thrawn wrote:Heh, this was a joke right?

duh.

LOL.

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:04 am

KoolBear wrote:She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

busting a gut over here. Thanks KB...

Zantor · Post by **Zantor** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:37 pm

That is terrible. All I can say is I wish you luck.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:32 pm

Zangarath wrote:That is terrible. All I can say is I wish you luck.

HAHAHAHA LMAO

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:35 pm

Zangarath wrote:That is terrible. All I can say is I wish you luck.

I have a stake in the brooklyn bridge that you may be interested in. it's very valuable.

Aggressor Prime · Post by **Aggressor Prime** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:54 pm

I don't get this, is it for real?

ManDudeGuy · Post by **ManDudeGuy** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:14 pm

Aggressor Prime wrote:I don't get this, is it for real?

As real as real can get

Aggressor Prime · Post by **Aggressor Prime** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:36 pm

Ah, it is a joke.

My Wife left me ... (JOKE)

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