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MD-2389
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by MD-2389 Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:56 pm
I'll post one as well.
A japanese woman, chinese woman, and hillbilly woman are in a fancy restaurant having brunch. They're having a nice conversation when all of a sudden a beeping noise is heard. The japanese woman says \"I'm sorry, thats my cellphone chip in my wrist. I'll have to take this.\" She answers her wrist and quickly ends the conversation out of consideration. Five minutes later a dingaling noise is heard by the trio. The chinese woman apologizes and says that its the phone chip in her palm. She wraps up her call in record time. Now the hillbilly woman isn't about to be out-done. She excuses herself to go to the restroom. She does her thing, and returns to the table with toilet paper hanging out the top of her skirt. She says \"Oh well, will you look at that! I think I'm getting a fax!\"
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by Krom Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:59 pm
HEH! Got a good grin from me.
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by Peter Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:20 pm
Hah, nice.
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by Topher Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:31 pm
I find that offensive to white people.
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by RoBoT Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:37 pm
I've got a corny joke!
Iowa!
How about a dirty joke?
White horse fell in the mud!
Someone once asked me if I played poker.
I said \"Poker? I don't even KNOW her!\"
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by ccb056 Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:36 pm
that joke was on leno a few nights back ...
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere.
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by Lothar Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:42 pm
ccb056 wrote: that joke was on leno a few nights back ...
It's against the rules to post jokes that have been on leno.
BAN HIM!
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by ccb056 Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:41 pm
technically, leno didnt deliver the joke, it was some chick he had as a guest
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere.
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by Isaac Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:08 pm
ccb056 wrote: technically, leno didnt deliver the joke, it was some chick he had as a guest
It's against the rules to point out user stupidity!
BAN HIM!!
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by RoBoT Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:35 pm
Whose joke? One of mine or MD-2389's?
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by MD-2389 Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:27 pm
Hey, I got it from my uncle, blame him!
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