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What not to do for lunch.

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Do not hold a plastic container with frozen breakfast sausages in them.
While holding said container, do not pick up a long serated knife.
While holding said above items, do not try to pry apart sausages with tip of knife while putting downward pressure on knife.

Result: 4 stitches and 6 hrs on a hospital ER room.

Not fun. Didn't hurt at all but now I cna't bend my finger for a while.
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Post by Grendel »

Ouch -- sorry to hear that. No serious damage I hope ?
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Post by woodchip »

Lucky you were'nt holding the package in your lap.
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Post by CDN_Merlin »

No serious damage, I still have feeling in my finger. Just a shame it's my index on my left hand and I'm left handed.
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Post by pipsqueak10 »

Ouch, I hope its not your joystick fire primary weapon descent 3 finger.
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Post by CDN_Merlin »

No it's the finger I use to go forward and back in D3. Stick uses right hand. Image
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Post by Nitrofox125 »

Better keep rear view on Image

That really sucks.. where were you when it happened?
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Post by CDN_Merlin »

I wasn't all there obviously.


here's a pic


http://members.rogers.com/cdnmerlin/images/finger.JPG
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Be honest, you're one of these guys Image

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Post by bash »

Damn, Merlin gave us the finger. Image I think it looks infected. Time to pry the sausages again and finish the job right this time. Lop that ★■◆● off! Image Glad to hear everything is ok, Merlin (the good Canadian). Image
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Post by MD-2389 »

DAMN Merlin! Next time, just beat the damn things on the counter! Image (knowing your luck, a piece will break off and hit you in the eye. Image)
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Post by Tricord »

I once slipped a knife while cutting cheese from a cheeseball (dunno what it's called?) and it hit my thumb on the left hand. The nail stopped it from doing anything serious, but I had a nastily bleeding cut anyway. My father being a surgeon insisted it should be treated: three stitches after half an hour Image

Only time I got stitches.
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Post by HaAGen DaZS »

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Originally posted by MD-2389:
DAMN Merlin! Next time, just beat the damn things on the counter! Image (knowing your luck, a piece will break off and hit you in the eye. Image)</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*Kelsoh* MY EYE!!! */Kelsoh*

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That sucks Merls, hope it heals up quickly!

I've had my fair share of cuts from knifes. When I used to build models I was cutting off this piece, from the frame. It wasn't for moving, so more pressure. Suddenly the knife through the frame and hits the bone on my left-index ! Image
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Post by BUBBALOU »

well, I guess you learned something about sausages!!

now get over here and help me with these stupid burger patties they are all stuck together...

<FONT color="#FF0000">/me hands Merlin a HUGE steak knife</FONT>
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Post by Dedman »

Are the sausages OK?
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Post by Darktalyn1 »

Of course not he got his disgusting blood all over them
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Post by CDN_Merlin »

Actually, the sausage have no blood since my finger was UNDER the package.
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Post by Sage »

One time I was playing football in the house with my bro, i was like 4 and he was like 5, and then we took a rest and I sat down with the back of my head against A CORNER OF THE WALL and I got dizzy and SLMADE my head back on that corner!!! I had to get stitches and it kindof hurt...
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Post by Kumba »

One time I was opening a poptop cat can (yes you read correctly, pop-top, the ones with the easy to open ta Image and I nearly cut my thumb AND middle finger OFF... many many stitches
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Post by Darkside Heartless »

I hit about 60 sledding, and the sled stopped, but I didn't.
6 stitches in my chin
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Post by Topher »

This one time, I was typing and at the same time adjusting my guillotine when fjndbih
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Just keep it clean. Looks like it got taken care of nicely Image
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Post by Gammaray »

Tables/countertops are your friend merl. scratch 'em up, save your flesh.

Only ever had 6 stitches in my life, after bein mauled by a black lab @ age 7.
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Post by Scorch »

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Originally posted by Topher:
This one time, I was typing and at the same time adjusting my guillotine when fjndbih</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

For some reason I found that strangely amusing Image
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Post by MehYam »

wince

Frozen sausages don't kill people. People who want frozen sausages kill people.
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Post by Mobius »

Merlin, I'll give you the advice my Dad gave me at 5 years old. Shame your Dad didn't give you the same advice:

<font color=white face=tahoma size=5>NEVER, NEVER cut towards a body part. CUT AWAY FROM YOURSELF!</font>
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Post by Gammaray »

Mobius and the notorious white text have stuck again! Image

good advice though.. I remember seein that in a cartoon when I was a wee kid.
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Post by CDN_Merlin »

Mobi, when you are not thinking right, all that advice does you no good.
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Post by Vertigo 99 »

once, around age 6, i was playing catch with a friend. he throws the ball high, i move back to get it and jump.

i caught the ball, landing backwards. i also landed about 5 feet down, into the street, on my elbow (his front yard was elevated above the street).

i still had the ball in my hand when they drove me to the emergency room, lol


PS is it safe to say that merlin looooves teh sausage?
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Post by CDN_Merlin »

I love sausage, but I prefer p*ssy.
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